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Live, laugh, love.

20, Studying abroad in Paris. Just living life, always love meeting new people so don't hesitate to say hello if you so wish!

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I once told a joke about a straight person.

They came after me in droves.

Each one singing the same:

Don’t fight fire with fire.

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What they mean is: Don’t fight fire with anything.

Do not fight fire with water.

Do not fight fire with foam.

Do not evacuate the people.

Do not sound the alarms.

Do not crawl coughing and choking and spluttering to safety.

Do not barricade the door with damp towels.

Do not wave a white flag out of the window.

Do not take the plunge from several storeys up.

Do not shed a tear for your lover trapped behind a wall of flame.

Do not curse the combination of fuel, heat, and oxygen.

Do not ask why the fire fighters are not coming.

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When they say: Don’t fight fire with fire.

What they mean is: Stand and burn.


- Stand and Burn by Claudia Boleyn.  (via claudiaboleyn)

redamancer:

i hate tumblr’s (and fuckin society’s) obsession with being ‘intellectual’

and fuck that ‘date a girl who reads’ thing

if you fall in love with a girl who drinks jack like apple juice and likes cutting down trees and getting into fights

do that shit

love is love you bourgeois fucks

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ITS NOT PORN ITS GAME OF THRONES I SWEAR

- ancient proverb (via likelycreatures)

aerialsquid:

okaysional:

itsdftbalex:

sammy-spock-dalek:

peace-flowers-freedom-happiness:

retrogasm:

100 Years of Style in 100 Seconds

this is actually the most amazing thing i watched it twice

Oh snap, this is brilliant!

I’ve watched this video so many times I love it a lot.

Oh hot reservoir, this is my marmalade

Sorta loving the bit in the forties where the guy wanders off for a few seconds.

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Young writers should read books past bedtime and write things down in notebooks when they are supposed to be doing something else.

- Lemony Snicket (via autumn-fairy)

heteroiero:

people who exercise in order to get rid of period cramps are the ones surviving the apocalypse. 


Anna Kendrick - 86th Annual Academy Awards (March 2, 2014)

Anna Kendrick - 86th Annual Academy Awards (March 2, 2014)

tallelujah:

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date


this picture is the reason im alive

tallelujah:

wnslw:

hydrolize:

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

pug date

this picture is the reason im alive

nailpolishadventures:

Love

girlwhowasntthere:

I always wanted them to be friends with Smaug, but yeah, this is exactly what would have happened.